I teach English as a second language to adults in their twenties and thirties from Japan and Korea. Occasionally, I write down their more colourful quotes on love and relationships.
A girl said, “I enjoy watching T.V. because sometimes I don’t want to look at my boyfriend.”
Another girl said, “I want to be in a relationship because I don’t want to gain weight alone.”
A boy said, “My girlfriend is not my girlfriend.”
Another boy said, “I did it with a gay in Thailand. But I’m not gay. He was beautiful. We finished.”