Call Us Back, Damn It

As your mother and father
We have something to say
We saw your credit statement
To our shock and dismay

Call us back, damn it!
Call us how?
Call us at home
Call us right now!

We called yesterday
We called twice before
Every time we call you
The call is ignored

Are you avoiding us?
Are we a disease?
We changed your diapers
Answer me, please

Call us back, damn it!
Call us how?
Call us at home
Call us right now!

What? Who’s pregnant?
Now you’re engaged?
Answer your phone
Yes, we’re enraged.

Just got your message
You’re keeping the baby?
She says she loves you
She’ll text you, maybe?

Call us back, damn it!
Call us how?
Call us at home
Call us right now!

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